dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
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