She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
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