Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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