just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
it glows. i had to have it.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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