they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
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