just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
sick fucks of a feather flock together
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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