your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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