Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
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