But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
no. you can't hotbox the world.
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
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