Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
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