the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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