Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
We walked through the hotel lobby in slow-mo taking huge steps because we were astronauts, and astronauts obviously can't be drunk.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
Randomize
