I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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