any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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