Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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