are you so shy because you have an std?
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
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