Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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