The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
Randomize
