The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
I woke up to a quacking alarm clock and a rando in my bed. I told him I liked his cargo shorts. Fireball is not my soulmate anymore.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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