Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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