I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Never write on a napkin "my face, your boobs" with your phone number and give it to a girl. Just a tip of the day from my nightly experiences lol.
We need to hang out more often
dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
I made her a sippy cup with eggnog and whiskey. My meditation app told me to go the extra mile for someone today, so I did.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
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