so they are in my phone as twin 1 and twin 2. but i forget which is which. did i put them in order of who I hooked up with first, or who is sexier? cause i'm not trying to text the one with the girlfriend
1st off, theyre identical. 2ndly, have i ever told you that youre a huge slut? hope that helps
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
Randomize
