So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
the hot woman interviewing me is reading jokes off the back of laffy taffy.... I'm getting laid and possibly a job
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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