its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
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