just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.
Have a good day. My vagina shrank.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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