He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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