He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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