Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
And then he peed in my hair
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