my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
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