They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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