No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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