They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
So apparently after I spilled candle wax down the front of my pants, I went to the store, bought condoms, and passed them out to everyone at the bar.
I thought they were lying to me about the condoms, until I found the receipt in my pocket.
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
I'm Michael Phelps, Olympic Champion.
Are you just smoking weed? Cause that's not actually a Michael Phelps costume
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
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