We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
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