...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
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