I wanna bring you to show and tell
I woke up this morning in a strange bed with a kid with an accent playing with my feet.
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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