What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
I just found little boats floating in my bathtub....they are made out of white castle boxes, condoms, pickles, and corks. All the wine we bought is being used as the "ocean"....clearly we didn't drink any of the wine.....but I don't remember doing this.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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