What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
Randomize
