literally had 100 drinks last night.
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
I have so many feelings about this burrito
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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