Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.
Have a good day. My vagina shrank.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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