Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
The Olympian is in my bed
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
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