She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
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