How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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