I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
She just used a chaser for red wine.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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