Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
Just high enough for therapy.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
Randomize
