hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
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