I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
When did angry sex become our thing?
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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