there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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