YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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