grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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