"Ever since I killed her kid she be actin' shady." Actual quote overheard at Marine World just now. Oh God.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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