literally had 100 drinks last night.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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