can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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